Kanan Jarrus, The Last Padawan (
uncertain_dume) wrote2018-08-01 09:47 pm
MCA #3, Wednesday Afternoon
So... it was finally Kanan's turn to inherit the singing monstrosity. Which was almost fitting, in away. After all, he'd 'won' the thing by singing. Monstrously.
Kanan's time with the fish started, probably predictably, with a round of The Song That Doesn't End blaring directly into his mind, followed by a small fireworks display and a sudden vomit of glitter and confetti.
It had gotten worse from there.
He was looking slightly irritated by the time he made it to the door of his apartment, with the fish screaming Sabotage and stinking like pumpkin spice from under one armpit. He'd tried shutting it up by smashing it against a brick wall on the way - a move he'd never admit to - and the fish had healed from the damage.
So. Day one of his week with the fish had officially begun.
He could already hear his dog crying on the other side of the door.
[OOC: OPEN. COME VISIT. WHAT A FISH.]
Kanan's time with the fish started, probably predictably, with a round of The Song That Doesn't End blaring directly into his mind, followed by a small fireworks display and a sudden vomit of glitter and confetti.
It had gotten worse from there.
He was looking slightly irritated by the time he made it to the door of his apartment, with the fish screaming Sabotage and stinking like pumpkin spice from under one armpit. He'd tried shutting it up by smashing it against a brick wall on the way - a move he'd never admit to - and the fish had healed from the damage.
So. Day one of his week with the fish had officially begun.
He could already hear his dog crying on the other side of the door.
[OOC: OPEN. COME VISIT. WHAT A FISH.]

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You still up?
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Yes. Yes he was up.
The fish stared at him with one glowing green eye.
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Kaidan was the best of friends.
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The fish spat off another firework.
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Having this ridiculous excess energy, Kaidan decided to do some free running on the way there. The trip took less time than it should.
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With the fish.
It was screeching Sabotage again.
"Kaidan, I'm not supposed to actively hate things," Kanan said, by way of greeting. "But this, I loathe."
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With that one beady, dead, green-glowing eye.
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And then he raised an eyebrow.
The fish belched pumpkin spice scented confetti and continued to stare.
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Turning it, he gently bopped it back toward Kanan. "And you get it for an entire week all to yourself!"
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"Oh, no."
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And then paused.
"I... think."
They were going to fly the thing to the moon tomorrow. They'd had a good conversation about it. Kanan was seriously confused at this point.
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As opposed to all the things she was thinking of doing to him now.
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So now his one big mistake was waiting until tomorrow to do it.
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He didn't care, just so long as it wasn't screaming at them as they slept.
"We can leave it in the scrapyard and just not look back until it's offworld. I'm perfectly okay with that."
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Hera was wasting no time. That thing was not staying any longer than it had to.
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He liked how down to business she was, honestly.
"Sturdiest crate you've got? I'll pile all the scrap I can lift on there to make sure it's good and stuck."
Spoiler: This wasn't going to save them.
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"Right." Hera called ahead on her comm. "Chopper, that crate for the hazardous stuff. Can you bring it out to the entrance, please?"
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... Kanan. You knew better than to say things like that here.
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It got more and more terrifying.
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