"Ugggghhhh!" Summer threw up her hands and just barely restrained herself from balling one up and sending it into his arm. "Not you too! There is no squirrel story. Or, well, whatever there is of a squirrel story, you mostly know because it corresponds with your own cat story. I was a squirrel for a week! It happens all the time! It's not a big deal! You, of all people....!"