"Well, either you've got a job teaching here, or you've taken up the single saddest haunting gig there is. Either way, I'm not exactly intimidated," Kanan pointed out. "If it's the former, clearly the school trusts you enough to let you interact with the students, and if it's the latter... I'm so sorry."

Some ghosts got mansions. Some ghosts got ancient temples full of relics, or libraries full of boundless information and history going back thousands of years.

Bob got to haunt the stapler.